Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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