When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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