i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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