Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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