How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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