D3 body, D1 cock
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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