tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
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My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
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he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I think people are normalizing furries
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Randomize