what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Did I show you my penis last night?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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