hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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