We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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