this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
