what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
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You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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