Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
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She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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