is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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