i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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