How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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