no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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