**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
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She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
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Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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