My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
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So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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