Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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