arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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