I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
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