I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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