I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
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Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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