i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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