Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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