whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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