I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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