SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
P.S. I can't hear my feet
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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