I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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