dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
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