my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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