so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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