As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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