The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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