i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
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THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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