I'm eating all of the evidence.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
All I want is dick and wine.
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