That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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