he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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