The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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