No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
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I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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