the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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