Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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