even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Blow job season was short but glorious.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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