Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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