There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
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My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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