Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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