I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
A+ Viking dick
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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