I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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