Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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