Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
im holly from the hills drunk
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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