We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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