a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.