Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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